Gorilla Glue #4

Available at The Green Room in Grosse Pointe.

This is a 50/50 hybrid that causes couch-lock and munchies. Accomplishing things may be hard, so have something prepared ahead of time. It’s one of those situations where you might need a snack while you prepare another snack. Make sure you’re either alone or around people that won’t judge you, because when you’re not shoveling food into your mouth, you’ll have a permanent deer-in-headlights look and a slight drool if you’re not careful. If you want to make sure you keep your cool, then it’s okay to just take one or two hits. Don’t be a hero; you can take your time with it. But, if you want to achieve full face-melt status, just keep going, turn the music up, and lose yourself.