The Best Cannabis Strains for Your Zodiac Sign

The western zodiac is based in the study of the correlation between the positions and movements of celestial bodies and physical processes on Earth, and the resulting practices. Though some astrologers work with stars and constellations, western astrologers work with the Sun, the Moon and the planets within the solar system. Astrology and the zodiac is not a religion, or a way of life. It is based in facts, and the stars in our universe.

A recent study by Douglas McMahon at Vanderbilt University has shown that seasonal imprinting at or around the moment of birth in mammals affects both subsequent behavior and “the cycling of the neurons in the master biological clock in its brain.” So there is evidence that when you are born can have an impact on your personality. For each personality, certain interests, qualities and behaviors are more common or less common—cannabis is the same way. Seems obvious that you could find better strains for certain people, and the zodiac signs are an easy way to determine which personalities might enjoy certain strains more than others.

ARIES

Dates: March 21 – April 19

Characteristics: Enthusiastic, Energetic, Independent

Cannabis Strain: Blue Dream

This sativa-dominant strain produces level effects all over. The classic favorite of most cannasseurs will provide a full body relaxation with a light cerebral euphoric energy. It is a great strain to medicate with while you are entertaining, working, or cleaning your home. Though traditionally very high in THC, its pain relieving qualities do not carry a heavy sedative aspect, which is perfect for any time of day.

TAURUS

Dates: April 20 – May 20

Characteristics: Practical, Loyal, Dependable

Strain: Alaskan Thunder Fuck

This strong sativa will uplift your spirit and take your mind for a happy joy ride while skipping the heavy after-effects. Your body will be relaxed as a potent euphoria sets in and an energetic cerebral effect takes hold of you, allowing you to get things done, socialize and seize the day.

GEMINI

Dates: May 21 – June 20

Characteristics: Energetic, Imaginative, Witty

Strain: Durban Poison

This famed sativa-dominant hybrid has the power to make your creative powers and energy stronger than ever. Inspiring a dreamy state of mind, the creative side of your brain will be flooded with ideas and motivation. Known for its potency and accessibility, this is a great strain for any Gemini to commune with both side of their personalities and connect to creative spirits.

CANCER

Dates: June 21 – July 22

Characteristics: Tenacious, Adaptable, Loyal

Strain: Jack Herer

This strain favorite is an easy going, euphoria-inducing, sativa-dominant staple for any cancerian. It lifts your spirit, boosts your energy, and gives perfect motivation to step outside your crab shell and interact with the world. Keep you mellow and calm, while simultaneously inspiring your crab self to be more friendly and smiley.

LEO

Dates: July 23 – August 22

Characteristics: Confident, Dramatic, Enthusiastic

Strain: Pineapple Express

Although Leos are known for their drama, leadership and performative abilities, this strain is guaranteed to make you calm down both physiologically and psychologically. Warm euphoria will envelope your body as you begin to listen more and quietly engage your mind (without bossing anyone around), and enjoy your surroundings, wherever you are.

VIRGO

Dates: August 23 – September 22

Characteristics: Analytical, Observant, Loyal

Strain: Space Queen

Although Virgos are traditionally level-headed and thoughtful, the Space Queen will make you feel even more leveled out. Its effects are euphoric and cerebral, while providing some relief from the overactivity in your mind. This is a great queen to serve, and a great strain to have on you for any occasion. Sativa-dominant, this one won’t give you couch-lock, but will calm and relax your mind and body.

LIBRA

Dates: September 23 – October 22

Characteristics: Peaceful, Kind, Idealistic

Strain: CBD OG

High-CBD strains are ideal for Libras. The CBD OG won the 2015 World Cannabis Cup in CBD Flowers. From a Trident and Skywalker OG lineage, this strain will give calming euphoric effects, while slowly melting you into a seat of your choosing. Libras can use this strain to relieve aches and pains, or to become more zen before a yoga class or meditation session.

SCORPIO

Dates: October 23 – November 21

Characteristics: Passionate, Intense, Observant

Strain: Pink Panther

This sweet little pink treat is perfect for the intense and passionate Scorpio. As this hybrid brings joy and happiness almost immediately, it numbs any pain or discomfort and mellows out Scorpio’s intensity and engages the creative side of the brain.

SAGITTARIUS

Dates: November 22 – December 21

Characteristics: Adventurous, Independent, Conversational

Strain: Alien Asshat

Strangely named, this strain, Alien Asshat is a great strain to entertain any Sagittarius. Its high-THC content is uplifting, energizing, and makes everything just a little bit better. With big smiles and a mellow thoughtful effect, Alien Asshat will spark an adventurous fire in you, and motivate you to climb that mountain or tackle that reorganization you’ve been putting off.

CAPRICORN

Dates: December 22 – January 19

Characteristics: Resourceful, Organized, Disciplined

Strain: Moon Cheese

Capricorns will love the Moon Cheese, as it supplies thorough motivation, creativity, and smiles. This strain knocks out any muscle tension, depression or pain, while its tart and sweet skunky love will comfort and cover you in happiness and motivation for organizing, de-cluttering or solving puzzles.

AQUARIUS

Dates: January 20 – February 18

Characteristics: Witty, Clever, Inventive

Strain: Chemdawg

Chemdawg has a special power to give a case of the giggles, while removing any pain from your body. The high-THC strain is also really great for creative collaborations, catching up with old friends or family, but be mindful about its potent body effects. Any Aquarius will be all over this dawg, for a solid and reliable effect that will ground you and force you to have fun, doing anything or nothing.

PISCES

Dates: February 9 – March 20

Characteristics: Compassionate, Imaginative, Escapist

Strain: Granddaddy Purple

This indica strain is one of the best strains to combat your busy life and chaotic mind. A great stress-reliever, Grandaddy Purple eases any Pisces into a peaceful and relaxed mindset as it heals your stress and tension, and slows your mind. Any imaginative Pisces can find relaxing solace in this strain, without the emotional rollercoaster of other indicas. Escape your busy day-to-day life with ease, with just a few tokes of Grandaddy Purple.