Romulan

Trekkies, rejoice! There’s nothing like having your favorite franchise immortalized in the annals of medical marijuana lore. Forget Kirk vs. Picard. The real debate is where to find the best Romulan, and we recommend your search take you into the depths of Colorado to Eagle’s Nest Wellness Center in Cascade. We were struck by the density it managed to achieve, so it helps to have a grinder handy for these little mantis-colored asteroids. One turn of ours unleashed a smack of black pepper from KFC’s Original Recipe and brand new Chuck Taylors. Eagle’s Nest dubbed this a cross of Sub Cool’s Purple Urkel with Space Queen, which would explain the hint of skunk on the exhale. Expecting a heavier buzz, sampling occurred later in the day, but for a highly indica-dominant strain, you wouldn’t know it. Sure, there was a little cotton mouth and great muscle relaxation, but we hardly fell into a black hole. Instead, we found it functional and purposeful; very Spock-like. We’d highly recommend you boldly go check it out.