Rock N Roll Caramels

We all know that guy: the guy who claims that he can smoke a whole preroll and be un-phased. The guy who can eat five of your favorite edibles and run a marathon. Who is that guy? We challenge him to try both of the Rock N Roll Caramels from Standing Akimbo in Denver and see who has the last laugh. Or he may laugh uncontrollably for a while. At 100 mg a piece for this roughly quarter-sized caramel, it’s a feat that you can fit that much medicine into this size of candy. The bigger bonus, however, is that it’s still a dang tasty treat. Silky and almost melting when it hits your mouth, it has a slightly slippery texture with a rich, slightly burnt flavor that reminds you of Grandma’s candy dish. Only they’re not small, wrapped rocks posing as candy. We gambled with a half a caramel . . . and wished we could have taken back the bet. Start small with these tiny dervishes. You’ll thank us.