Most of us aren’t old-school rappers, so we don’t have our mad rhymes down. Sometimes, it’s better to just make up a word and bust that one. Querkle, from TGA Seeds, is definitely worthy of a shout-out for being one of the best names in the game. A cross of Purple Urkle and Space Queen, the pheno we picked up at Natural Remedies MMJ in Colorado Springs looked a lot like the old-school Urkle. With buds this tight, you’ll think the scale is broken, but it’s worth the extra time breaking it up. Underneath a very candy-like sweetness are touches of roasted coffee and vanilla beans. It would be easier to see the deep purple undertones, but hairs cover the outside from top to bottom, giving it a very Cousin It appearance. Apart from needing its hair did, Querkle will impress you with its more tender, R&B side, lulling you into a full night’s sleep. Be careful and don’t plan any rap battles. Talking can feel like a chore as the head high is quite spacey at times.