If the moon were made of this, we’d have colonized it long ago. A masterful variety from Mid County Patient Association in Anaheim, L.A. Cheese is everything you want in a top-shelf, indica-heavy hybrid. It’s bold with an aroma so pungent it’s almost sweet. It’s uniquely flavorful, with a lingering aftertaste very much like fresh blueberries. But more than anything, it provides a knockout stone unlike any cheese strain we’ve encountered in a long while. It’s easy to see why the strain took third place at the 2010 Cannabis Cup. L.A. Cheese is pale green, with rich, brown tendrils throughout. Its dense buds crumble like feta into fast-burning nugs, making it perfect for pipe-smoking. But be advised: The folks at Mid County Patient Assn. proudly call the strain “couch-lock medicine,” and they’re not kidding. This is marijuana you want to plan an evening at home with, making it a great choice for treating severe anxiety, insomnia, PMS or endometriosis.
THC: 20.52%
CBD: 0.30%
