Green Love OG

Smart collective operators know that if you’re going to name a strain after your shop, it better be one damn good strain. While we’ve never played Trivial Pursuit with the folks at Green Love Collective in Santa Ana, we can tell they’re some mighty smart people indeed for making this indica-dominant hybrid their official house variety. Expertly cured and positively heavy with rich, piney resin, Green Love OG is a masterpiece of flavor and aroma. The “Green” in its name speaks both to its appearance (verdant nugs nestled in a riot of red and orange blooms with just a hint of purple) and to its intense stone, which calls to that great and popular phenotype known as Green Crack. To smoke this baby is to know the meaning of “couch-lock.” The high begins like a storm of sensation deep in the bones and swells into a magnificent, full-body numbness that plateaus with the smoker asking for someone to pass the Cheetos. No joke—it’s a full-on munchies machine, so we don’t recommend it to anyone watching their waistline. That combination of muscle relaxation and appetite promotion makes this strain the perfect medicine for patients with eating disorders such as anorexia or illnesses such as multiple sclerosis, chronic arthritis or migraines.