Glowing Goat #5

Thanks to The Simpsons, America has a healthy fear of the nuclear energy industry. After all, the goggles do nothing! When we found Glowing Goat #5 at Denver’s Southwest Alternative Care, we couldn’t help but think of a certain three-eyed fish. But get a bag immediately. A cross between The White and Golden Goat, this hybrid is one of the more unique strains we’ve run across lately. Resembling its eponymous animal, tufts of red hairs jut out like tiny goatees. As for the “glow,” that comes from some truly impressive resin production. Spicy, yet fruity, it reminded us of a mango with a splash of Sriracha added for kick. Great for appetite stimulation (as opposed to Sriracha mangoes) and nagging pain, we’d recommend this strain for a lunch date or a quick happy hour. It’s not too overwhelming and won’t keep you up later in the evening. All in all, we’ve got nothing but glowing things to say about it.