7-Up Cake

If you’re a fan of edibles, then you know you can often tell a medicated dessert is potent just by taking a bite. You taste the infused butter or oil, your cannabis warning bells sound, and you know you have something truly powerful on your plate. 7-Up Cake, from Healing Garden in Sun Valley, is different. Sure, the label on it flatly informs you it’s a maximum strength product. Yeah, you smell the deep, heady aroma of marijuana as soon as you unwrap it. But nothing quite prepares you for the annihilating stone about to descend. This experienced cake eater sampled 7-Up Cake by ingesting just half of it, and 45 minutes later was done for the day—lost in a face-numbed state of being utterly and incoherently wrecked. Novice consumers or patients with only minor medicating needs should seriously consider starting out with just a quarter slice or less. But those wrestling with hardcore pain—such as that associated with cancer therapy, MS or “frozen shoulder” – 7-Up Cake is life-enabling relief in a very small package. It’s also temptingly delicious—moist and lemony—so you’ll want to keep it well out of the reach of kids.