Louis XIII

Available at Quality Choice in Colorado Springs.

With his flowing black hair and porn-esque mustache, paintings of Louis XVIII made him look more like a ‘70s drug dealer than the king of France. Seriously, Lou: You’re creeping everyone out. For a much more chill time, try out Louis XIII, the strain everyone is talking about this fall. We grabbed a sample from Quality Choice in Colorado Springs that fit the bill, one of the few that looks exactly like the pheno that Southern California has come to love. The OG Kush descendant has lots of those rubber and pine notes, with a nice floral touch that will remind you of the Gardens of Versailles. While you won’t feel locked to your chaise lounge with this indica-dominant hybrid, there’s a solid body effect that you’ll feel less in the head. Perhaps Marie Antoinette would have been a more fitting name.