Bringing Cannabis into the Bedroom

alternative romantics are less interested in chocolate and more focused on foreplay and pleasure for Valentine’s Day. Lovers who dab, smoke, vaporize or eat cannabis together may even be interested in taking their consumption for the plant and each other to the next level with some sexy cannabis-infused sex products. Popularity is growing for these sensual THC-rich products, which are known to heighten physical and emotional sensations of sex, while increasing frequency and/or intensity of orgasms and more. Experimenting with something new can be intimidating. That’s why we became very familiar with the most tantalizing of sexy cannabis products that are sure to arouse and excite you. Turn your Valentine on with a dirty little surprise that will tickle their parts and make reaching orgasms of otherworldly proportions a breeze.

Foria

by Jane Doe

There were many qualities about Foria that attracted me right away. First, the product comes in a convenient spray bottle, allowing for an easy, hands-free application. Beyond that, Foria’s slogan, “Let’s come together” really peaked my interest. After all, there’s no better way to come, right? For is made to be gentle enough to be applied directly on a woman’s most sensitive regions, however it is meant to enhance sexual experiences for both women and men alike. To say the least, I was intrigued and excited to give it a try.

After reading about it for a while, my husband walks in, and he’s instantly curious by the devious smile I couldn’t seem to hide. As he slowly massaged the generous amount of oil that he applied onto my nether regions (six sprays as recommended), almost instantly I began feeling a tingling sensation wherever the oil contacted. Eager to share this exciting, sensuous feeling, my husband wanted to taste and feel the same tantalizing sensation I was describing, and
eventually our hands and mouths were both tingling with pleasure.

Once the tingling subsided, it was replaced with a strong sensation of lust. Finishing the night with five orgasms between the two of us, we quickly drifted off into sleep without noticing an intense psychotropic effect; after all, we were high as hell either way—with endorphins or a THC loving—after our love-making
marathon. Foria definitely added new physical sensations to our experience and heightened our passion for each other. We basically wanted to rip each other apart.

Sexy Times Sensual Massage Oil

by Jan Doe

There is no better bridge between romance and sex than a sensual massage. That’s why my partner and I were both eager to try Sexy Times Sensual Massage Oil. The only instructions for use on this bottle were, “For Sexy Times Only,” so I figured we’d use a generous amount to start our hands-on foreplay. I began by rubbing the massage oil on his shoulders, eventually moving down to his lower
back and hips. This didn’t last long. One thing led to another, and upon the initial touch of my partner massaging the warm oil between my legs, I was at his mercy. The slippery oil was smooth and felt as stimulating as my body’s natural lubrication.

Beyond this exciting wetness, the nerve endings all over my body felt like they were extremely heightened, as if the blood flow to my lips was surging with pressure. We were so in sync with each others’ movements and sensations that neither of us noticed any dramatic “high effects.” Overall, the mild, comforting feel of this oil helps create an intimacy that will serve as a fine dessert
for a romantic evening with candles, dinner, wine and maybe a bubble bath.

Cali Love

by Janeane Doe

I decided I wanted to really test the potency of the Cali Love oil, so I began by embarking on this journey without my long-time boyfriend. The Cali Love oil was a little more allusive, as the packaging is without a clear serving size. Considering my high tolerance for THC, I started out by being extremely generous to myself, pouring over half of the small vile onto my fingers. I slowly rubbed the oil in, allowing some time to pass for the effects to fully absorb into my bloodstream. Feeling the oil reacting softly but intensely on my
skin, my heart started to race, and I figured it was time to take it up a notch. Letting the remainder of the oil drip onto my skin, I began to feel a subtle euphoria rush over me. The warmth started below my hips and ran through my fingers.

Surprised at the intense physical sensations that were overtaking me, I figured it was time to invite my lover. Distracted in another room, he was quickly interested in meeting my demands. I encouraged my partner to give the oil a taste, in which he eagerly obliged. We spent the rest of the evening wrapped up in each other. The thick, slippery coating of this oil isn’t the only reason it makes
even mildly painful devious sexual endeavors more comfortable. The euphoric buzz it gives you also eases even the tightest of penetration. Keep in mind that when inserted into one’s body, the psychoactive effects and physical sensations of the cannabis will hit you faster and more intensely. One of the best parts? Oral sex causes the giver to feel effects of the THC faster as well—it’s like the gift that keeps on giving!

EVOS by evolab

by
John Doe

I wouldn’t describe my sex life as vanilla. It’s more like Tahitian vanilla bean extract. I had absolutely no idea what to expect. As a lotion guy, I never had to worry about any preparation in advance, but here I was instructed to spray on 20 minutes in advance. This lead to me awkwardly giving my soft member two sprays and then waiting for my fiancée to get back from yoga. Three rounds on Candy Crush Saga later, I noticed a warming sensation that was completely new to me. It may be one of my least favorite words in the English language, but I was definitely more turgid than when I started. Then she walked in.

Post yoga sex is my favorite. Something about all that stretching and curated iPhone playlists makes her glow. I introduce her to EVOS and she had a laundry list of questions. I hand her the bottle and explain that it’s great we’re in a committed relationship, because the instructions clearly indicate there are no latex condoms allowed. She unscrews the cap and lifts it to her nose, then immediately exclaims “It smells like a dispensary!” I’m fairly confident that’s the definition of sensuality. It’s mostly coconut oil, however, and I taste a little when she isn’t looking like a kid with a spoon covered in cake batter. While I wouldn’t drink a bottle, it seems perfectly fine to have some wind up in your mouth. During foreplay, I interrupt her to see if she concurs. I get a thumbs up.

As we progress to penetration, the warming sensation becomes more intense, but the “heady effect” I’m feeling is entirely isolated to below my waist. There’s definitely a more consistent firmness to my erection and increased nerve sensitivity, but not to the point where I think I won’t last five minutes. She feels the warmth too, and we go through all of our favorite positions before climaxing. EVOS is proof that even the most vanilla bedrooms can still inject a little pumpkin spice into their love lives.