Pop quiz: Is Bio-Jesus A) a new Michael Bay movie about a 60-foot-tall radioactive savior that hates skyscrapers or B) an indica-dominant strain at Denver Relief? The correct answer, my friend, is B, although wouldn’t A be kind of cool? No, Bio-Jesus is definitely your pal, with foxtails riddled with trichomes that stretch out like little fingers ready to shake your hand. Overall, the strain owes much of its appearance to Gumbo, a cut thought to be lost until it was “resurrected” for this cross, while the nose is dominated initially by the Bio-Diesel heritage. Notes of spice cake and bitter chocolate will transform your room into a luxury gas station as you break up the dense, yet spiky buds. There’s an intense onset, but it drops into a deep, familiar indica stone shortly after. This is a great strain to play a game of poker with, as you will not move your body or face much. Immense pain relief was noted in multiple areas, giving Bio-Jesus an almost omniscient presence.