How’s this for a bold stab at gourmet—a red velvet frosted cupcake. Vallejo’s 2-year-old California Collective Care complements its selection of mint cookies, peanut butter cups and carrot cake with Bada Bling, a medicated edible that looks gorgeous—deep red in color with ample helpings of chocolate frosting cascading from the top. A delicate creature, the Bada Bling comes in its own little dessert box, which doesn’t handle road trips too well, and could use an expiration date. Best to eat this guy promptly, as the box isn’t sealed, one doesn’t want to let the light, fluffy red velvet cake dry out or the frosting to harden. At its ripest, the cake and frosting melts simultaneously in your mouth, a massive burst of sugar and cannabutter (or cannaoil) in both the cake and frosting. The epitome of a guilty pleasure. Good for insomnia, pain and stress.
