I don’t normally bat an eyelash for medicated cookies—we’ve had so many—but these baked goodies from SJ Patients Group in San Jose are pretty hard to ignore. It’s definitely a case of “Don’t judge a book by its cover” when it comes measuring up Monica’s Oatmeal Cookie by I Love You California. It looks like a small, moist oatmeal cookie, but this is 10-dose heavy-duty business that should not be trifled with. This is the kind of cookie Montel Williams should be eating. Made with Grand Daddy Purple Hash and Maui Wowie Butter, the effects of this edible kick in at about the 45-minute mark before your eyelids droop, your vision blur and your muscles cease to pay attention to the rest of your central nervous system. Aches and pains are rendered extinct. There’s enough indica there to give your head a thrill, but expect its very heavy body effects to keep you occupied for the rest of the day. Those suffering from arthritis, multiple sclerosis, nausea, insomnia, anorexia, muscle spasms, cancer, glaucoma, PMS, AIDS/HIV and chronic pain will find help with this buttery round cookie.
