Whip out your smartphone keyboards, cuz we’ve got a whole new way to communicate
By now, even your grandmother knows what OMG and LOL stand for. If she’s hip, she might even be familiar with IMHO and BTW. But here are examples of texting shorthand we discovered that is on the obscure side of things . . . or it might provide the perfect means to get your medicated message across . . .
Try these on your buds
1. KGB = marijuana.
2. SWED = smoke weed every day.
3. ST1 = stoned.
4. GTNSTND = getting stoned.
5. W33D = weed.
Try these on your friends
1. YCMTSU = You Can’t Make This Shit Up.
2. TSIF = Thank Science It’s Friday.
3. BEG = Big Evil Grin.
4. CRAFT = Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing.
5. GTHYB = Glad To Have You Back OR Go To Hell You Bitch.
6. :-/ :-/ = Déjà vu.
7. BWL = Bursting With Laughter.
8. TFBUNDY= Totally Fucked But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet.
9. KYPO = Keep Your Pants On.
10. SLAP = Sounds Like A Plan.